My roommates have Saran Wrap, so I’ll be making art tonight.
I know I’ve said it before, but this is my favorite thing on the Web.
Alex Watt is a staff writer for CollegeHumor.
I realize I’m breaking the longstanding Irish-American tradition of always eating meat and never asking for help, but how does one function as a vegetarian? I’ve been adhering to a herbivorous diet for almost a week now and instead of feeling clear of conscience and like a friend to all in the animal kingdom, everything seems hazy and even less grounded in reality than usual. I have zero interest in going back to chomping on my potential pig pals, but keeling over on the subway because I have no idea what I’m doing isn’t exactly at the top of my to-do list. Shooting hoops with Walt “Clyde” Frazier is.