brendohare:

DAY #1

Yeah,I’m at the gym at MIDNIGHT on liftin the big weights so I can be ready for summertime a-ok. But here’s an idea, you Fuckin Pencilbody: QUIT WHININ. People get mad when the bigboys like me post on social media about our gym habits. ShHUT UP. Two words You should LIVE BY. Every rep I…

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read in my life—and my parents made me read “Zits” every morning.

;-p

Me in two years.

I tried this thing Shelby mentioned because it seems fun and I don’t have money.

Psyched to see that the person who runs coolguy.com did exactly what I would have with it.

jynnne:

I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.