Who is Alex Watt?

My roommates have Saran Wrap, so I’ll be making art tonight.

I realize I’m breaking the longstanding Irish-American tradition of always eating meat and never asking for help, but how does one function as a vegetarian? I’ve been adhering to a herbivorous diet for almost a week now and instead of feeling clear of conscience and like a friend to all in the animal kingdom, everything seems hazy and even less grounded in reality than usual. I have zero interest in going back to chomping on my potential pig pals, but keeling over on the subway because I have no idea what I’m doing isn’t exactly at the top of my to-do list. Shooting hoops with Walt “Clyde” Frazier is.

I can’t say for sure, but Kim and Kanye definitely named their baby Captain Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger.

Psyched to be “repping” a brand like Honda in Urban Outfitters’ celebration of my achieving icon status in the fashion world.

Unforgettable.

Make An Album Cover For Your Family’s Dog Friday.