After trying to bring something Original into this world (God forbid, right?!), I went back to my “bread and butter” for all of my 3,313 fans on SoundCloud. Here’s my harmonica cover of The National’s “Graceless,” ladies and Wentz (I don’t think he follows me yet, TBH).
What is the reason for you not working at Collegehumor, anymore?
This probably seems like self-promotion, but—I swear I didn’t ask myself this question—I accepted my dream job. After years of hard work and dedication, the call finally came and here I am, a staff writer for crassper.tumblr.com.
The Spanish word buscar, which means to seek, gave us the term “busker.” The art of busking, or street performing, gave us these household names.
The tenth one was supposed to be that harmonica guy with the finger puppets who crawls around the Bedford L platform, but I guess being the focal point of my recurring nightmares doesn’t necessarily make one “famous.”
If coming in second place just makes you the first loser, what can be said about a team that finishes in third? Well, for ten seasons (1960-69) of NFL football, they’d call you the winner of the Playoff Bowl.
I wrote about a football game nobody cared about, because maybe they do now?
One of the benefits of drinking too much is that any distance is walkable.
One of the benefits of having two drinks is that you can afford to take a taxi.
On the corner of Bushwick and Meserole, I made my way to the borough cab I thought I had flagged down until I saw that it contained another man who wasn’t the driver. As I made my way back to the sidewalk, the other man rolled his window down and told me to get in. It was all I needed to hear, so I got in.
Bananas: sometimes they’re green and sometimes they’re yellow. I’ve even seen some brown ones in my day. It’s like, pick a color already. Preferably green, though. I find them to be much firmer and, therefore, more fun to play boomerang with down at the Y.