cockenblog:

I have seen such horrors in the old country. Dogs without leashes, one chew toy for a whole village, poops without scoopers.

"Yeah, yeah, I hear you on taking it easy tonight. I don’t know if I’ll stay in, though. I’ve kinda been thinking about wandering around Jersey City screaming ‘Well, this isn’t Hotel for Dogs, Clara!" into an LG Chocolate until the cops come again. Wait—did I not tell you about last time?" 

thegrandarchives:

never forget

Out here blowing minds.

veryraresecrete:

follow for more condescending elitist 311 fan memes

veryraresecrete:

follow for more condescending elitist 311 fan memes

(via amandalynferri)

Hung out with Rihanna last night. Hung out with Rihanna last night. Hung out with Rihanna last night. Hung out with Rihanna last night. Hung out with Rihanna last night.

Hung out with Rihanna last night.

joeveix:

1) Why did I google “spaghetti loaf”?2) Why does “spaghetti loaf” exist?

joeveix:

1) Why did I google “spaghetti loaf”?
2) Why does “spaghetti loaf” exist?