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Negging.

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Does anyone know how to play the harmonica without losing mustache hairs? Serious tips and death threats only, please.

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Relax, guys. I’m not selling my website.

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Mike and Watt Get Free or Die

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I guess my brother is back from college.

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Yay or Nay: Should You Go to College?

Ahhhh education schmedication. Thats a word right?

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If Your Friends Hated Everything Like They Hate Sports

We apply the logic used to criticize sports to criticize EVERYTHING.

I wrote this good boy with Dan Hopper and Brian Murphy. Thanks to everyone on the production end who made it look like a “slammed dunk.”

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Flirting

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I was too steamed to think of a good comeback last night, but sit on a tack, dude. Those were prescription slacks.

No need to worry, FRIENDS. You’ll KNOW if this is directed towards you.