- Finally sit down to watch Dr. Strangelove and see where all of the jokes and references he’s made over the years actually came from.
- Adopt a Yorkshire Terrier, name it Raeus, introduce it to people as his pet, Raeus, and laugh for fucking days.
- Realize he has nothing left to lose and fuck for fucking days.
- Grow his hair out, even if it means breaking a few mirrors trying to bash a hippie’s brains in.
- Add a “1” to the end of his passwords.
- Think of a funny meaning for the CIA acronym and put it on t-shirts.