10 Things Hostess Could Have Done to Avoid Going Out of Business [Click for Full Post]

  1. Had a fire sale in Colorado, Washington, and any other state with a college in it. 
  2. Convinced a rapper, ideally Jay-Z, to change his name to Host-S pro bono so they could compete with Drake’s. 
  3. Taped three Twinkies together and sold them as neck pillows outside of airports. 
  4. Made Ho-Hos as sexy as the name suggests. 
  5. Toned down the sexiness of Ding Dongs to make the name fit. [Keep Reading]

That year I spent in business school is finally paying off.