How to Spend What Might Be Your Final Day on Earth
- Joke about the possibility of it being your last day on Earth.
- Wait for the uproarious laughter to die down.
- Think about what you’ve done with your time on Earth.
- Wait for the hysterical tears to die down.
- Think of some activities you’ve always wanted to do, but didn’t.
- Remember why you didn’t do them.
- Die down, or repeat.