How to Spend What Might Be Your Final Day on Earth

  • Joke about the possibility of it being your last day on Earth.
  • Wait for the uproarious laughter to die down.
  • Think about what you’ve done with your time on Earth.
  • Wait for the hysterical tears to die down.
  • Think of some activities you’ve always wanted to do, but didn’t.
  • Remember why you didn’t do them.
  • Die down, or repeat.