My favorite things about staying in the office late are eating the stuff people left in the refrigerator, and being able to leave if an angry person whose food I ate is still in the building. I guess feeling superior to my coworkers who don’t know I’m eating their abandoned food is nice too. If it’s any consolation, a can of V8 isn’t really food, I’m really very sorry, and not the “bad boy” I described myself to be on that team-building trip to Cracker Barrel before I quickly rescinded.
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- redversailles said: Both of those—and also having a dance party because no one else is around to watch.
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