Alex Watt is a staff writer for CollegeHumor. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-16693159-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @alexwatt)http://whoisalexwatt.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce2e0cfc874264e0fe62a33b515d533d/tumblr_mn7qlpHcqW1qzeqj5o1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><span>I make <a href="http://christopherhan.net/" target="_blank">Falcon</a> try on all of my new clothes first to see if they’re poison. RIP.</span></p>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/51084111073http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/51084111073Wed, 22 May 2013 14:41:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad67bf42b74e50ccc6eb30c917bad4b8/tumblr_mn7eqhOx9r1qzeqj5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Photobooth traditionalist.</p>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/51070511157http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/51070511157Wed, 22 May 2013 10:25:29 -0400<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6891594" width="400" height="246" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><h1><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6891594/mike-and-watt-confront-watt" rel="bookmark">Mike and Watt Confront “Watt”</a></h1></p>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/51015741649http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/51015741649Tue, 21 May 2013 17:24:25 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ITHxoI3XNOU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Negging.</p>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50949061983http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50949061983Mon, 20 May 2013 20:31:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8662da07811c971d81dd738024b04ae/tumblr_mn43x1PXWN1qzeqj5o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0ac2a2010e3d038003d7e65069722d6/tumblr_mn43x1PXWN1qzeqj5o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/mike-and-watt">I’d hate to give it away.</a></p>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50926398424http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50926398424Mon, 20 May 2013 15:39:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a36022f9735b325462462265d1cab94/tumblr_mn2kwqhkt91qzeqj5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Does anyone know how to play the harmonica without losing mustache hairs? Serious tips and death threats only, please.</p>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50863540671http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50863540671Sun, 19 May 2013 19:50:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46cde96c43eb0a3b0d6af10f0cd83dfb/tumblr_mn252qJae51qzeqj5o1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Relax, guys. I’m not selling my website.</p>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50836452999http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50836452999Sun, 19 May 2013 14:08:00 -0400<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6890675" width="400" height="246" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><h1><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6890675/mike-and-watt-get-free-or-die" rel="bookmark">Mike and Watt Get Free or Die</a></h1></p>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50741427314http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50741427314Sat, 18 May 2013 13:23:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/424dec26fa175d4891695660d335e7c5/tumblr_mmyvoyvYCi1qzeqj5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I guess my brother is back from college.</p>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50686927068http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50686927068Fri, 17 May 2013 19:53:21 -0400<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6890763" width="400" height="246" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/50658697594/yay-or-nay-should-you-go-to-college-ahhhh">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6890763/yay-or-nay-should-you-go-to-college"><strong>Yay or Nay: Should You Go to College?</strong></a></p> <p>Ahhhh education schmedication.  Thats a word right?</p> </blockquote>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50664185580http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50664185580Fri, 17 May 2013 14:09:50 -0400<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6890428" width="400" height="224" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/50583504613/if-your-friends-hated-everything-like-they-hate">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6890428/if-your-friends-hated-everything-like-they-hate-sports"><strong>If Your Friends Hated Everything Like They Hate Sports</strong></a></p> <p>We apply the logic used to criticize sports to criticize EVERYTHING.</p> </blockquote> <p><span>I wrote this good boy with Dan Hopper and Brian Murphy. </span><span>Thanks to everyone on the production end who made it look like a “slammed dunk.”</span></p>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50584051539http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50584051539Thu, 16 May 2013 12:40:33 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SxP_VLDR9jA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span class="watch-title watch-editable" id="eow-title" title="Flirting">Flirting</span></h1></p>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50537083829http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50537083829Wed, 15 May 2013 20:17:00 -0400<p>I was too steamed to think of a good comeback last night, but sit on a tack, dude. Those were prescription slacks.</p> <p>No need to worry, FRIENDS. You&#8217;ll KNOW if this is directed towards you.</p>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50520624370http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50520624370Wed, 15 May 2013 17:17:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a6fba2405cee5d3ce44a1fa0f9cf42c/tumblr_mmureklbYX1qzeqj5o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Gotta love a gal with a great sense of humor.</p>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50509260973http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50509260973Wed, 15 May 2013 14:30:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8c9aefd14c2d6e170112d1ea719aae4d/tumblr_mmsuu2B2Sh1qzeqj5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I was the coolest baby.</p>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50430834632http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50430834632Tue, 14 May 2013 13:49:14 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vUJyZLpCZ4Y?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span class="watch-title watch-editable" id="eow-title" title="Al, Tommy, & Hallie's Trip to London">Al, Tommy, & Hallie’s Trip to London</span></h1></p>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50365449822http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50365449822Mon, 13 May 2013 16:58:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f87258f9f3ade42a6924011b1ffbac30/tumblr_mmqr7zce1d1qzeqj5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In an effort to stop doing stupid things, I’ve decided to start buying “apology clocks” for people every time I’m an idiot—which is obviously a foolproof plan.</p>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50342993419http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50342993419Mon, 13 May 2013 10:35:00 -0400<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6889162" width="400" height="246" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><h1><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6889162/mike-and-watt-talk-about-the-great-gatsby" rel="bookmark">Mike and Watt Talk About the Great Gatsby</a></h1> <p><span>Before anyone gets too excited, we might not have gotten Leo.</span></p>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50032205129http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/50032205129Thu, 09 May 2013 16:16:00 -0400collegehumor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b88451009c52a339875cb5074052e8f6/tumblr_mmhwchi3A91qzeqj5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Alex Watt, educator.</p>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/49951607590http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/49951607590Wed, 08 May 2013 15:48:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0c33c4cd9ecf58d2c1bd0ac15d42c06/tumblr_mm8l54avWC1qasthro1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4708b685c12da358537515680ff057af/tumblr_mm8l54avWC1qasthro3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2fc7558a50c50ce65666b7ca1bdc899b/tumblr_mm8l54avWC1qasthro2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/49534810970/yay-or-nay-should-everyone-have-a-gun-click-to" class="tumblr_blog">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6887902/yay-or-nay-should-everyone-have-a-gun" title="CHyayornayguns">Yay or Nay: Should Everyone Have a Gun?</a> [Click to watch]</strong></p> <p>CollegeHumor’s making the decision, because apparently Congress can’t.</p></blockquote>http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/49928382900http://whoisalexwatt.com/post/49928382900Wed, 08 May 2013 07:57:51 -0400