Mike and Watt Dance for Vine

Getting demoted to the Internet minors was tough, but we’re making the most of it. Like when Kevin Costner had sex with that bull in Bull Durham.

8 Signs You Came From Your Mom’s Vagina
Never let people forget where you came from. 8 Signs You Came From Your Mom’s Vagina
Never let people forget where you came from.

Mike and Watt Get Demoted.

Mike and Watt Talk About the Great Gatsby

Before anyone gets too excited, we might not have gotten Leo.

Mike and Watt Prank Falcon

Me and Mike scared the ever-living daylights out of Christopher ”Falcon” Han—JUST FOR YOU!

Internet Shorthand I’d Actually Use

I’ll write anything that’ll let me even mention this reoccurring dream I’ve been having.