Hung out with Rihanna last night. Hung out with Rihanna last night. Hung out with Rihanna last night. Hung out with Rihanna last night. Hung out with Rihanna last night.

Hung out with Rihanna last night.

Jealous?

Texts My Broken Phone Is Definitely Getting

Taylor Swift: Heyy

Taylor Swift: Doing anything tonight?

Taylor Swift: Wait, why am I in your phone as Taylor Swift?

Taylor Swift: WAIT, how is it that I can see what you have me in your phone as?

Taylor Swift: This is Rihanna btw.

Landlord: Hey, I text now. I still won’t fix stuff, but at least you don’t have to call anymore.

Rihanna: Riri told me about your classic mixup.

Rihanna: 3-way, pronto.

Somebody stop me. Somebody stop me.

Alex Watt’s Direct a Rihanna Video Contest Entry

And I hope you like ramen, too.

I’m tired of doing these too, but everyone in a real relationship knows that making a commitment often times means doing something you don’t want to do.

The only thing more permanent than a tattoo is the love between two soul mates and injuries sustained during a run-in with professional bodyguards.   The only thing more permanent than a tattoo is the love between two soul mates and injuries sustained during a run-in with professional bodyguards.  

The only thing more permanent than a tattoo is the love between two soul mates and injuries sustained during a run-in with professional bodyguards.  

How am I not rude enough yet?