Taylor Swift: Heyy
Taylor Swift: Doing anything tonight?
Taylor Swift: Wait, why am I in your phone as Taylor Swift?
Taylor Swift: WAIT, how is it that I can see what you have me in your phone as?
Taylor Swift: This is Rihanna btw.
Landlord: Hey, I text now. I still won’t fix stuff, but at least you don’t have to call anymore.
Rihanna: Riri told me about your classic mixup.
Rihanna: 3-way, pronto.