Jealous?

Texts My Broken Phone Is Definitely Getting

Taylor Swift: Heyy

Taylor Swift: Doing anything tonight?

Taylor Swift: Wait, why am I in your phone as Taylor Swift?

Taylor Swift: WAIT, how is it that I can see what you have me in your phone as?

Taylor Swift: This is Rihanna btw.

Landlord: Hey, I text now. I still won’t fix stuff, but at least you don’t have to call anymore.

Rihanna: Riri told me about your classic mixup.

Rihanna: 3-way, pronto.

Somebody stop me. Somebody stop me.

Alex Watt’s Direct a Rihanna Video Contest Entry

And I hope you like ramen, too.

I’m tired of doing these too, but everyone in a real relationship knows that making a commitment often times means doing something you don’t want to do.

The only thing more permanent than a tattoo is the love between two soul mates and injuries sustained during a run-in with professional bodyguards.   The only thing more permanent than a tattoo is the love between two soul mates and injuries sustained during a run-in with professional bodyguards.  

The only thing more permanent than a tattoo is the love between two soul mates and injuries sustained during a run-in with professional bodyguards.  

How am I not rude enough yet?